February 2010
63 posts
facebook chat: the grammy edition
N: I love t swizzle (translation: taylor swift)
Me: she's cute-sy, but her performance was meh. I looooved Carrie Underwood's dress during that MJ tribute.
N: yeah the performance was not up to snuff. count the number of times l'il wayne grabs his "member"
Me: HAHA. i love how member is in quotes. as if he doesn't actually have one. Hahahaha.
This song never gets old. I’ve loved it for...
January 2010
61 posts
I burned my rice.
I ALWAYS burn my rice.
Why?? Whhyyyyy???
I’m a disgrace to asian people everywhere.
I heard this song for the first time in a few...
“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so...”
– J.K. Rowling (via thoughtsdetained) (via quote-book)
“Sometimes I want to print out a picture of the universe, tape it to a dart board...”
– http://freeandflawed.com/2010/01/27/touche-universe-touche/
“If someone were to harm my family,a friend or someone I love, I would eat them....”
– Johnny Depp
Overheard
Scene. Chapters/Indigo bookstore before yoga, browsing the "Get Fit in 2010" table.
Guy 1: See now, it concerns me that they have a book on walking. [Gesturing to a book appropriately titled, "Walking"] That's like, a basic, human function.
Guy 2: Not for everyone!
Me: [Laugh]
“Everything you want in the world is just right outside your comfort zone.”
– Jennifer Aniston (via jenniferstoddart)
so. bloody. true.
“The good ol’ days are tomorrow.”
– My manager, who is teeming with quotes that express what it is you want to say in just the right way.
“It’s just that I don’t want to be somebody’s crush. If somebody likes me, I want...”
– Perks of Being a Wallflower (via poignant) (via quote-book)
“Now that this mess is almost behind me – I just have one last request: HBO, when...”
– Conan’s Last ‘Tonight Show’ Monologue – Deadline.com (via josh) (via quote-book)
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if...”
– Conan O’Brien, The Tonight Show
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“On your journey throughout life, make sure your biography has at least one...”
– From a Newfoundland and Labrador tourism commercial
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WHISTLER-BOUND, BABY!
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“Expect nothing. Blame no one. Do something.”
– Lloyd Carr (via calidre) (via quote-book)
“None of us really changes over time. We only become more fully what we are.”
– Anne Rice (via kari-shma) (via missashleyjheidler)
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Greek!!!!!!!!!!
Yes! Greek will be back on Monday, January 25th! Are you watching this show yet? Because you SO SHOULD BE and you only have 13 days to catch up!!!!
I! Can’t! Wait!
Now go watch it, I tell you! GO!
If you consider yourself Religious and think I'm...
imnotthatkindofgirl:
Stop thanking God for giving you things, like a job, or acceptance into school, etc. God did not do those things. If there is a God, s/he gave you the raw material to make yourself who you are and YOU got yourself the job, you got yourself accepted into school, etc.
Also, God will not cure cancer. Scientists will. God is not sending down a magical cure from the Heavens when...
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“Maybe all this seems funny, or trivial, but it’s really not. It’s about what...”
– J.K. Rowling (full quote here) (via lfar)
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In case you can't remember the lyrics to Daft... →
(via ohhleary)